RNC Shows Its Truthiness
Soon the big wigs and big donors of the RNC will be gathering for a rally/dinner/fundraiser/ big party in that bastion of the common working man they claim to represent, Beverly Hills California.
With tickets running as high as $60,800 for a couple this is sure to bring out all the hard working 9-5 Joe the plumber types that have the extra cash in their Glenn Beck gold account. I am also quite certain that whatever posh retreat they are planning to hold the event in is rushing to add hundreds of mobile home power and sewage hookups to their resort to accommodate all the motor homes the tea baggers will be driving in from around the nation.
Needless to say they are not concerned with security at this event. They think it is okey dokey, fine and dandy to carry loaded weapons in close proximity to President Obama, so I am certain there will be plenty of firepower at this event. It would just make security guards armed with mere pepper spray and stun guns redundant.
Once you have paid your thousands of dollars, enjoyed the fine wine and food with your wife, mistress, escort or rent boy you will be in for the thrilling speeches. Ahhh yes! the thrilling and captivating speeches made by those people who embody what the RNC and Republican party stand for.
As these pillars of what you stand for look out over the gun packing, date purchasing crowd of’ working Joes and people from small town America that you so vocally represent I am sure they will be inspired. They will know that they are speaking straight to the heart of the common man and will give a speech that must be recorded for all the world to hear and for all posterity.
The main man for the event, the one who shares your values the most is sure to give the best speech of all. He will after all be the keynote speaker for the entire gathering. He is the one you paid the $60,800 to see (plus the extra cost of a date and the motor home hookup) and you are looking forward to him inspiring you and telling you how things are in real America.
Enter Andrew Breitbart!!!
Yes, you will be inspired by the master of video tape editing himself Andrew Breitbart! Yes, the Andrew Breitbart! The one that is a proven liar! The man that single handedly took down an organization that represents the dreaded minorities with lies and selective editing of a video. The man that destroyed what should have been a speech on racial tolerance and turned it in to a racial issue. The man who ruined another persons life for no better reason than he could! That Andrew Breitbart.
The man that most represents what the RNC is all about will inspire you with tales of his truthiness. He will regale you with his video magic. He will lie to you over and over again just like he lies to everyone else and you will eat it up.
Enjoy your squab, capons, hired dates and fine wine. Lap up the lies that Andrew Breitbart tells you from the sterling silver bowl they will place in front of you. Feel good about having lies told to you and the day after you leave Beverly Hills take a drive in your motor home through the rest of Los Angeles and look long and hard at the world around you.
Then you can go home with dose of real truth and not just your own truthiness.
Below are copies of the invitation from Talking Points Memo. I am posting them here for you to look over until you get yours in the mail.









