My fellow small and little Americans. I have one question to ask you today. Is it time to give up?
Is it time to give up our health? Is it time to give up our beautiful world for a modern toxic wasteland? Is it time to give up our homes and land? Is it time to give our rights, our freedom and our liberty? Is it time to give up our very lives?
Is it time to give all this up not in defense of our way of life, not in defense of our country but to maintain the status quo? Is it time we lay down and accept the rule of masters in corporations and a bought for, misleading and ignorant portion of our society? Is it time we give up liberty, not with a fight but with a simple whimper?
If so, then we need to change a few of our national documents just as the ignorant portions of our nation seek to rewrite our national history books and the Bible itself.
The nations documents that need to be rewritten for the modern America are none other than The Declaration Of Independence and The Constitution Of The United States Of America. Since it is the very cornerstones of our nation that are being removed, it only seems fitting to revamp the documents that laid those cornerstones in place.
To protect our Supreme Court from any problem in usurping our liberty, and to save the undereducated tea bagger time and confusion, I feel we should just combine these seminal writings into one document.
Now let us all take a look at what this new document might.. just might contain.
We the people in order to form a more perfect profit margin will allow the corporations to poison and kill us. We will provide for the common stock share and the executive bonus by giving up our jobs. We will promote the general welfare by dying quickly if we get sick and allow the insurance companies to let us do so. We will promote profit by working in environments that are unsafe and will kill us. We will set the corporation on the high altar and never question it.
Sound good to you? How about this one?
In order to maintain a well regulated militia, like the one Bubba runs, the right of the people, be they criminal or even terrorists, to own a gun, machine gun, tank, bomb, nuclear bomb or any other type of armament shall never be infringed. In fact Seven-Eleven must now offer a complete line of convenience firearms. Militias are not as historically believed, a force that defends their nation. They are but a group of hillbilly, redneck, plastic soldiers who seek to kill law enforcement officials and overthrow the government this document endorses. To that end a militia is recognized as soon as no fewer than four camouflaged, drunken, heavily armed tin soldiers decide they are unhappy and therefore may kill anyone they wish.
This right shall never be infringed! Don’t tread on me! The tree of liberty must be watered with blood! We are a God fearing christian nation! Amen!
Bet Sarah Palin just loves this one! She could hunt pesky reporters and Presidents from her helicopter!
How about this:
Right of Privacy:
We have none! There is no such thing as privacy in our modern world. The government is allowed to monitor your online activity, your telephone conversations and can even perform a ‘sneak and peek’ search of your home without a warrant. All it requires is a lawman to tell a judge in a secret court that they think that you might be related in some way to a possible terrorist threat. This way all of our rights are protected.
The sad thing is this one is real. We really have lost the right of privacy, so you might as well go the rest of the way and rip it out of The Constitution. Why play the game like we still have it?
Free Speech and Press:
You will only display symbols of which the government approves. You may only tell stories that the corporations allow. Cover-ups do not happen so there is no need to investigate anything! Private security may at any time keep you from places that may embarrass the corporations. The public has no need to see bad things because it’s bad for them. The little people are happy repeating what we tell them to. The little people really do not want to know what is happening in the world. They are zombies and we feed them stimuli like Idol and Survivor. They see the commercials about how much we care about the small people, so what do we need a press for?
As private security firms hired by BP block reporters from public beaches in the Gulf, contravening our law, it seems this has come to pass, too.
Separation of church and state:
Hell, we do not need that one…. if you ain’t a Christian you ain’t an American! And you better be a Christian in office if you screw the pooch! I mean that one-screw the pooch, the hooker, dress in diapers, pay off your mistress, hike the Appalachian trail or hire a rent boy, we can forgive you if you make a good, tearful and Christian apology. If you belong to any other religion then just be seated in the chair over there with the wires coming out of it. Don’t worry, we will get rid of you without unnecessary pain…..promise.
That one was easy!
Equal rights for women and minorities:
Women: cannot ever, ever, ever have abortions or run for public office, or vote, or leave the home. Blacks like women are property for a white man to do with as he sees fit. If your skin tone is in between we can harass you all we want! If we feel like it, we can ship your brown butt out of the country no matter what documents you show us. If you speak English with an accent we can force you to leave the country. If you are not Christian we can forbid you building a house of worship in areas we deem unsuitable. If you are handicapped…….well, tough shit. We do not need ramps, elevators or job bills. If you are mentally disabled and cannot defend yourself against a pure and just Christian police interrogator we will still execute you for a crime, But that only applies in Texas. Thus all the rich white Christians are equal under the law.
Lending Laws:
Any bank or financial institution that has a few bucks to spare can loan to anyone they wish whether they are qualified for the loan or not. You may charge any interest rate you wish, up to but not exceeding %500. You are allowed to make loans that you know people cannot possibly pay back as long as you can seize overvalued collateral to make it look like you possess more assets than you have. As long as you make big money on the stock market we do not care how you use the little people. If you totally screw up and fail we will bail you out, so do not worry.
Wow, this one sounds so familiar is should be a cornerstone of our society.
Privatize health care, get rid of the Department of Education, the Environmental Protection Agency, the Food and Drug Administration, the Department of Health amd Human Services, the Department of Agriculture because they are all sources of problems!
Any regulatory offices, even gutted as they have been, can still cause problems for the corporations. They must go.
Medicare is bad, Medicaide is bad, Social Security is a waste of taxpayer funds and that money belongs in the stock market. Asking a corporation to clean up a mess it made, as you would a child after a tantrum, is putting the boot heel of our government on their neck.
Our nation is on the verge of insanity!! There is no nice or soft way to put it. Actually it is more akin to cancer. Our nation is being eaten alive, one person at a time, by the cancer of corporate profit. Every million dollars the disease makes cost one more cell, or person, of our great nation.
If it is profit from seizing a debtor’s overpriced home and putting them on the streets or a job lost and shipped to China in exchange for tainted and poisonous products at a lower labor rate or declined health care for a cancer patient by an insurance company due to a prior condition like acne, the results are all the same.
Our nation is being nibbled away at one person at a time. The corporations now make the rules and thanks to our supposed judicial system they even have the same rights as you or I have. Of course, when needed they still hide behind the corporate umbrella which is a luxury that we, the little people, do not have.
The recent Gulf oil spill and the West Virginia mine explosion show us just how much our multinational corporate masters care for us, the little people. They ignore safety violations and fines believing they are cheaper than a safe working environment. If one of us, or more than one of us is killed, well….its still cheaper on the bottom line than safety and fines.
Some of our own supposed politicians apologize to the very corporation that fouled our waters, killed our citizens, killed our wildlife and more. We have essentially given them a pass because of our inattention to corporate regulation. They got away with far too much for the eight Bush years and they will no longer take no as an answer.
So now it is time to either rewrite what our nation stands for or not. Do we stand for We the People? Do we believe that all men are created equal? Or as the head of BP said, are we the small people he feels such empathy for?
Now is the time to decide. Not just for today or tomorrow, but for the future of our nation and its future generations.
What do you want the law of our land to be?

With the rest of the world, this lady wonders what we did to this beautiful country and just government.